😂 “ME GO SO” – Sovereign Citizen Meets Cop With Negative Patience! 🤦♀️🚔
Traveling, not driving… Me go so… You can’t arrest a free inhabitant!” – Officer: “Bet.”
August 14, 2024, parking lot of a Dollar General (because of course it is).
Lady in a silver sedan gets pulled over for no tags, no insurance, and doing 48 in a 25. The second the officer walks up, you already know what’s coming: full sovereign-citizen script activated.
She rolls the window down exactly 2 inches, slides out a laminated “fee schedule” and starts the greatest hits:
“I’m not driving, I’m traveling.”
“I do not consent to this contract.”
“I’m a living woman, not a corporation.”
“Under admiralty law, you need my permission to…”
The officer (who has clearly heard this song on repeat since 2015) doesn’t even let her finish the first verse. He cuts her off with the most exhausted dad voice in history:
“Ma’am… step out of the car. Right now.”
She locks the doors and hits him with the now-immortal line:
“ME GO SO!” (meaning “I’m leaving, you can’t stop me” in SovCit speak).
That’s when Officer Zero Chill decided today was NOT the day.
He reaches in, unlocks the door in 0.8 seconds, yanks it open, and plucks her out like a toddler who won’t leave Chuck E. Cheese. She’s still yelling “This is kidnapping! I’m a Moorish national!” while he calmly cuffs her and puts her in the backseat.
The bodycam audio is pure art:
Her: “You’re violating my rights!”
Him: “Cool story. You’re under arrest.”
Her: “I want your oath of office!”
Him: “It’s on my chest, sweetheart. Read it while you sit.”
@us.bodycam98 Cop Has ZERO Patience for Sovereign Citizen#bodycam #cops #policevideos #fyp ♬ original sound – US BODYCAM
The whole stop lasts 94 seconds from first word to cuffs clicking. The internet crowned him the Sovereign Slayer and started a GoFundMe for his coffee budget because bro runs on spite and caffeine.
Comment sections are gold:
“Me go so… straight to jail 🚓”
“That officer has a PhD in Not Today”
“Fastest sov-cit takedown in the Wild West”
Drop a 😂 if you felt that “ME GO SO” in your soul, or 👮♂️ if this officer deserves a raise, a medal, and a vacation! Tag your friend who still has a “traveling” sticker on their car.
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