😂 SOUTH CAROLINA DEPUTY MAKES SUSPECT “SIT LOTUS” ON THE HIGHWAY! 🧘‍♂️

😂 SOUTH CAROLINA DEPUTY MAKES SUSPECT “SIT LOTUS” ON THE HIGHWAY! 🧘‍♂️

😂 SOUTH CAROLINA DEPUTY MAKES SUSPECT “SIT LOTUS” ON THE HIGHWAY! 🧘‍♂️🚔 #NamasteInCuffs
“When the deputy said ‘Have a seat’… bro took it to a whole new spiritual level!”
Richland County, SC, middle of a blazing hot afternoon. Live helicopter footage is circling overhead because deputies are chasing a guy who just bailed out of a stolen car and tried to outrun the K9 unit across an open field. (Spoiler: he lost. Badly.)
Chopper cam zooms in on the final moments: the suspect is gassed, hands up, hoodie soaked in sweat, stumbling on the side of the highway. The deputy (absolute legend, zero nonsense) catches up and gives the calmest command ever:
“Alright man, have a seat right there.”

Now, most people would just plop down on the ground. Normal criminals sit cross-legged or on their knees. Not this enlightened soul.
This man hears “have a seat,” drops straight into perfect full lotus yoga pose, palms open on his knees, eyes half-closed like he’s about to start chanting “ommm” while the helicopter blades beat overhead. The deputy does the world’s longest blink, looks at the camera, then back at Buddha Bandit like, “Sir… what in the mindfulness is this?”

The live news anchors LOSE IT:
Anchor 1: “Uhh… folks, he appears to be… meditating?”
Anchor 2 (wheezing): “I’ve never seen an arrest with this much inner peace!”
Deputy just shrugs, cuffs him while he’s still in lotus, and gently helps him up like he’s finishing a yoga class. As they walk to the cruiser, the guy actually says, “Thank you, officer. Namaste.” The deputy can’t help it; he cracks up and replies, “Yeah man, namaste in the backseat.”

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Internet immediately crowned him #HighwayGuru. The clip has been remixed with spa music, whale sounds, and “breathe in positivity, breathe out felony warrants.” Someone even photoshopped him levitating.
Richland County Sheriff’s Office later posted: “Suspect achieved enlightenment… and three new charges. Balance restored.”
Drop a 🧘‍♂️ if this is the most chill arrest of 2025, or 😂 if you’ve ever tried yoga to get out of trouble! Tag your friend who does sun salutations after running from the law.