😱 HE PULLED A MILK CARTON OUT OF HIS PANTS AT BOOKING… AND THE COP ALMOST QUIT 🤢

😱 HE PULLED A MILK CARTON OUT OF HIS PANTS AT BOOKING… AND THE COP ALMOST QUIT 🤢

August 24, 2023, county jail intake room, 2:46 a.m.
Officers bring in a guy for shoplifting and public intoxication. He’s stumbling, slurring, wearing sweatpants that look suspiciously… lumpy.
During the standard pat-down, the deputy feels something cold and squishy in the crotch area.
Deputy (already regretting life choices): “Sir… what is that?”
Guy (grinning like he won the lottery): “You’ll see.”

Deputy reaches in… and pulls out a full, unopened, ice-cold half-gallon carton of strawberry milk that has been warming against this man’s body for who knows how long. The carton is dented, slightly leaking, and now has a lovely pink tint from… reasons we don’t speak of.

The bodycam catches the exact moment the deputy realizes what he’s holding. His soul leaves his body. You can literally hear the scream he’s holding in. Another officer in the background just yells “NOPE!” and walks straight out of frame.

The best part? The guy proudly announces:
“I always keep emergency milk on me. You never know when you’re gonna need calcium in jail!”
He then tries to drink it.

They would not let him drink it.
The milk was confiscated as “biohazard contraband.”

@police.bwc BWC: Calif. deputy's on-duty overdose linked to intentional use of seized fentanyl The 2023 incident initially sparked alarm as officials believed he had collapsed after being "exposed" to fentanyl. The sheriff's spokesperson alerted the media, and some deputies who had witnessed their colleague's near-death sought therapy. Morales later told sheriff's officials that he had ingested the drug "with the intent to commit suicide" because he had been suffering from depression. The investigation would reveal, however, that this was not the first time Morales had used drugs he'd seized. The report recommended that Morales be terminated, and the deputy was informed of the results on Jan. 4, 2024. Documents show that Morales resigned Feb. 2 that same year. #fypシ #police #viral #bodycam #california ♬ original sound – Body Worn Camera Footage

Turns out he stole the milk from a gas station an hour earlier because “prison food don’t got flavored milk.” He had been walking around with it tucked in his waistband like a dairy fanny pack, convinced the warmth would “keep it fresh.”

The video ends with the deputy holding the cursed carton at arm’s length with a napkin, whispering “I’m transferring to traffic… tomorrow” while his partner dry-heaves in the corner.

The clip blew up so hard the sheriff’s office had to release a statement: “No, officers do not normally find dairy in suspects’ underwear. Yes, the milk was destroyed with extreme prejudice.”

Drop a 🤮 if you just gagged, or 🥛 if you now have trust issues with strawberry milk forever! Tag your friend who would 100 % attempt the jail milk smuggling challenge.