When Deputy Gonzales pulled over a suspicious figure on the highway, he didn’t expect to be face-to-face with… a cow.
Not a real one. Just a rogue bovine head with tag #99 and a whole lot of attitude.
Bodycam footage confirms: the cow was uncooperative, plastic, and possibly speeding.
We’re still investigating whether it was fleeing a petting zoo or auditioning for a fast-food commercial.
Either way, it’s safe to say this was udderly unexpected.
@dogisthisreal
📍Rural patrol, night shift
🎥 Bodycam 4A
👮♂️ Officer: “I’ve seen some things. But this? This takes the milk.”
#LivestockOnTheLoose #DeputyDrama #Cowspiracy #BodycamChronicles #99ProblemsButABeefAintOne
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