You were vibing. The house was clean. The lighting was perfect.
Then you hear the door click.
And suddenly, you’re starring in a psychological thriller called:
“The Pot Is Still Empty.”
@angela.holm Not us both surprising eachother 🫢
👀 You freeze.
🧠 Your brain starts calculating how fast pasta boils.
🫣 You consider throwing onions in a pan just to make it smell like effort.
📱 You Google: “How to make dinner in 7 minutes without looking suspicious.”
Meanwhile, he walks in like:
“Hey babe, I got off early today.”
And you’re standing there like:
“Great. So did dinner.”

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