Because when the internet tries to break news, sometimes it just breaks grammar.
The headline hits hard:
“Emma Watson BANNED from driving.”
Cue the panic. Cue the outrage. Cue the Hermione memes.
But then—zoom in.
@dailymailuk Emma Watson has been banned from driving for six months after she was caught speeding in her £30,000 Audi. The 35-year-old Harry Potter actress was sentenced at High Wycombe Magistrates’ Court today after admitting to driving at 38mph in a 30mph zone – her fourth driving offence in less than two years. She received three points on her licence, in addition to nine points from driving offences in October 2023, November 2023 and January 2024. #emmawatson #harrypotter #driving #drivingban #news #oxford
Someone corrected it.
Not with a retraction.
Not with a statement.
Just with a different font and the word “BEEN.”
Like a passive-aggressive sticky note from your English teacher.
📸 Top half: Emma casually opening her Audi, dressed like she’s about to solve a mystery.
📘 Bottom half: A man staring into the abyss of misinformation, wondering how we got here.
🖊️ Font choice: questionable. Vibe: immaculate.
This isn’t journalism.
This is ✨ chaos with a headline. ✨
And we’re here for it.
Because let’s be honest:
Emma Watson getting banned from driving would break the internet.
But Emma Watson being seen driving?
Apparently, that’s news too.
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