Driving Simulator Didn’t Go As Planned 😭☠️
Man… sometimes life humbles you in the most unexpected ways — even in a simulation! 😂
So here’s what happened. My boy finally got a chance to try out this fancy new driving simulator. You know the kind — big screen, real steering wheel, pedals, and everything. He walked in acting like Vin Diesel himself, talking about, “Bro, I’ve been driving since I was 12. This gonna be light work.”
We all laughed, but deep down, we knew something was about to go horribly wrong. 😭
He sits down, adjusts the seat like he’s about to qualify for Formula 1, and even does that little neck stretch thing drivers do before a big race. The instructor says, “Alright, this is a realistic driving simulator. Follow traffic laws, stay in your lane, and don’t speed.”
He nods confidently. “Say less.”
the way he looked at the police passing by him 😭 pic.twitter.com/6TeDVWJlkY
— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) December 16, 2024
The simulation starts — quiet suburban neighborhood, smooth roads, birds chirping. Everything was chill. For about 10 seconds.
Then… chaos. 😭💀
He floors the gas pedal like he’s trying to escape the police. The simulator lurches forward — the steering wheel shakes, alarms start blaring, and my guy panics. He’s swerving left and right, mumbling “Yo, it’s sensitive!” while almost running over virtual pedestrians.
We’re crying laughing in the back, and the instructor’s yelling, “SLOW DOWN!” but he’s too deep in it now. His hands are sweating, his eyes wide — pure terror.
And then it happens…
He misses a turn, jumps the curb, and drives straight into a digital brick wall at 70 mph. The simulator shuts down. Everything goes silent. He just sits there, frozen, staring at the screen like his soul left his body. 💀💀
We couldn’t hold it in — everyone in the room was on the floor laughing. The instructor sighs, shakes his head, and says, “And that’s why we have simulators.”
My boy finally turns around, completely defeated, and says, “Man, that car had bad brakes.” 😭😭😭
Bro really blamed the virtual car!
From the way he jumped at the fake crash, you’d think it was real life. I swear, he took the seatbelt off like he just survived a near-death experience. 💀
The best part? The simulator actually recorded everything — so now we’ve got the footage of his “race” for eternity. Every wild turn, every crash, every “BRO I GOT IT” moment — all in HD.
Moral of the story: never talk tough before a driving simulator test. That machine will expose you faster than your mom catching you sneaking out. 😂
So yeah… driving simulator didn’t go as planned. But at least now we know — my boy’s not ready for the streets just yet. Maybe we’ll start him with Mario Kart first. 🏎️🍌
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